NoiseLang: Where N = 5 is a Dirac delta

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Author: manucorporat

Date: 7/6/2026

Article Summary:
Manu Martínez-Almeida introduces NoiseLang, a toy language that models random variables and runs Monte Carlo simulations under the hood, allowing users to write probability questions as math and get answers quickly.